tacobella

Anonymous asked: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

taco-bell-rey:

“I loved them before they got popular”

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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queenofflutterdash:

do u wanna build a ……………………….slime man 

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popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

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bullied:

lmao

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

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how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN

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officialunitedstates:

Q: Have you been living under a rock?

A:  Yes, I have.  Mars could be considered a very large rock, and as we rotate around the Sun, the Earth could be considered constantly beneath Mars unless there was something in the path between the two